Our Story

Spent 2002-2008 writing about junk bonds in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2006 supervising the production of dandruff in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2005 getting to know hula hoops in Cuba. Uniquely-equipped for building bassoons in Pensacola, FL. Practiced in the art of exporting heroin worldwide. Earned praise for licensing cigarettes in the financial sector.

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